This week we have a few things to get you ready for Halloween, and a few things to just make you laugh. Welcome back and enjoy our mid week shenanigans!
First up we need to get some business out of the way, and that business is the title for Star Wars Episode VII. Since nothing has been disclosed about this movie yet we must take it upon ourselves to make crap up. One group has already done that with the Star Wars Episode VII Title Generator. What title will it create for you and will it be better than what the House of Mouse and Abrams give us? Plus here are some gems from around the web for your viewing pleasure, some good and some bad.
Before we move on it is time to put the kids to bed, what better way to do that than with a little bed time story. In the tradition of Samual L. Jackson reading ‘Go the F%#$ to Sleep’ we have another celebrity giving it a go. This time however, the book is a real children’s book the gentleman reading it is the real treat.
Who likes Scary internet shorts? I think we all do, especially this close to Halloween. What is more terrifying than the feeling of helplessness? To be watching something unspeakable happening and not be able to do anything about it is a big fear of mine. With that fear in mind director John Fitzpatrick and actresses Cerina Vincent and Annika Marks bring you Skypemare! I don’t want to give anything away so take a few minutes and watch it for yourself. I will now always skype with a loaded gun by my side.
Finally I am only posting this because it happened and we need to stop it. The internet likes to parody things, ‘It Is Known’. Sometimes though it goes on too long and gets out of control. We have reached that point with the Miley Cyrus wrecking ball video, the meme’s need to stop. I am by no means a fan of whatever that is flopping around out in public pretending to be Miley Cyrus, but in this specific case we reached that breaking point. What was that point you ask? Betty White has parodied Miley’s wrecking ball bit. Maybe you are okay with this, maybe you even think it is funny. My point is that when Betty White finally starts taking pot shots at anything, it is time to move on. By all means keep making fun of Miley, but just find something new she has done, it can’t be that hard can it? The phrase beating a dead horse comes to mind, but since I am declaring the line to be Betty White we should probably change it. How about, “that video is old, it just got Betty White’d”. Is that Age-ist? Eh, who cares. Here is the video:
Hope you enjoyed our Shenanigans, we will be back with more next week!